Everything I need to know about life I've learned from the Gilmore's
- Almost anything can be 'Dirty'
- The four food groups consists of: Fast food, Junk food, Frozen food, and Take-Out
- Always carry a book you never know then you'll need it.
- Oy, with the poodles already!
- God lives in London
- Coffee is essential for survival
- Swans are vicious birds.
- Snow is magical
- The difference between cows and humans is hay
- Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite
- The fish flies at night
- If you walk with a Harry Potter book on your head and drop the book, Harry will die.
- If men can name their kids after themselves, why not women?
- Never buy something because it's furry.
- Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style.
- Copper Boom!
- It's much better to have a haunted leg than a cold
- You can never have too many Thanksgiving dinners.
- Booze is grown-up milk and cookies.
- A lap is an illusion
- If you're frustrated with someone try pushing him into a lake.
- When stuck in a hopeless situation climb out the balcony window
- The answer to problems in the mid-east is, "I have the poop".
- Dressing up in a cute little maid costume is as close as any self-respecting girl needs to get to cleaning up.
- Answer the pepperoni.
- Roombe= vacuum and entertainment in one nifty package.
- Beware of Jeep-hitting deer.
- Keep that horoscope it may bring you luck.
- Stay away from windows when drinking.
- The last supper can be funky
- Sometimes you just gotta deviled egg a car.
- The greatest bonds is that of a mother and Daughter.
This is quoted from a t-shirt that I was lucky enough to have been able to find on online. Yes it still exists!
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+gilmore_girls_life_lessons_womens_light_tshirt,508284574